About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy...
More quotations from Woody Allen
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.