Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

About Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning over seven decades, his works include scripts written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the...