About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
More quotations from Steven Wright
The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
More quotations tagged with “painting”
I hate flowers—I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move.
Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.
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