Milton Berle (born Mendel Berlinger; Yiddish: מענדעל בערלינגער; July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an American actor and comedian. His career as an entertainer spanned over eight decades, first in silent films and on stage as a child actor, then in radio, movies and television. As the host...
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
—Julie Murphy in Dumplin
If I can't change something, I don't waste energy on it.
—Jennifer Castle in The Beginning of After
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.