Douglas William Jerrold (3 January 1803 – 8 June 1857) was an English dramatist and writer.
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.