Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (; born August 7, 1942) is an American author, singer, humorist, voice actor, and radio personality. He created the Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) show A Prairie Home Companion (called Garrison Keillor's Radio Show in some international syndication), which he hosted from 1974 to 2016. Keillor created...
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.
It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.