Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details.

—William Feather

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

—William Feather

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.

—William Feather

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.

—William Feather

A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his obligations.

—William Feather

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

—Bill Cosby

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

—Robert Orben

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

—Jean Kerr

Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.

—Pam Davis

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

—Franklin P. Jones