I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Don't be a dick!

—Unknown

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

—Unknown

Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.

—Unknown

By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)

—Unknown

The Army has carried the American… ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

—Unknown

It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume.

—George Burns

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

—George Burns

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

—Franklin P. Jones

I grow more intense as I age.

—Frank Lloyd Wright