Judith Martin (née Perlman; born September 13, 1938), better known by the pen name Miss Manners, is an American columnist, author, and etiquette authority.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.