We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

—Judith Martin

A general rule of etiquette is that one apologizes for the unfortunate occurrence, but the unthinkable is unmentionable.

—Judith Martin

There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.

—Judith Martin

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

—Judith Martin

There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.

—Judith Martin

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

—Gracie Allen

He not busy being born is busy dying.

—Bob Dylan

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

—Barry Switzer

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

—Abigail Van Buren

Shadow owes its birth to light.

—John Gay