Wilson Mizner (May 19, 1876 – April 3, 1933) was an American playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912. He was manager and co-owner of The Brown Derby restaurant in Los Angeles, California, and was part of...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
God help those who do not help themselves.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
I began to see what marriage is for. It's to keep people away from each other. Sometimes I think that two people who love each other can be saved from madness only by the things that come between them — children, duties, visits, bores, relations: the things that protect married people from each other.