William Somerset Maugham ( MAWM; 25 January 1874 – 16 December 1965) was an English writer, known for his plays, novels and short stories. Born in Paris, where he spent his first ten years, Maugham was schooled in England and went to a German university. He became a medical student...
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.