Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

—W. Somerset Maugham

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About W. Somerset Maugham

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William Somerset Maugham ( MAWM; 25 January 1874 – 16 December 1965) was an English writer, known for his plays, novels, and short stories.

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It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.

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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

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Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a word. The modes of speech are scarcely more variable than the modes of silence.

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If you want change, you have to make it. If we want progress we have to drive it.

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The Americans, who are the most efficient people on earth, . . . have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on a conversation without giving a moment's reflection to what they are saying and so leave their minds free to consider the more important matters of big business and fornication.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

—W. C. Fields

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

—Robert Benchley

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

—Oscar Levant

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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

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Nothing anyone says in a bar is true.

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