Henry Wheeler Shaw (April 21, 1818 – October 14, 1885), better known by the pen name Josh Billings, was a 19th-century American humorist and lecturer.
That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.