I nod to a passing stranger, and the stranger nods back, and two human beings go off, feeling a little less anonymous.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

—Robert Brault

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

—Robert Brault

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.

—Robert Brault

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy, and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

—Robert Brault

First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

—Martin Myers

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

—Virginia Woolf

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

—Penn Jillette

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

—Fred Allen