I nod to a passing stranger, and the stranger nods back, and two human beings go off, feeling a little less anonymous.
—Robert Brault
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
—Fred Allen
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
—Penn Jillette
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
—Virginia Woolf
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.
—Martin Myers