New Rule: Computers aren't for voting. . . . Voting by computer sounds really cool and futuristic — if this were 1969! But now that we all have computers, we know that they are, in fact, huge fuck-up machines. . . . You thought the 2000 election was bad? Wait until the next one is decided by a customer-service rep in New Delhi. —Bill Maher More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
We are always talking about being together, and yet whatever we invent destroys the family and makes us wild, touchless beasts feeding on technicolor prairies and rivers. —Edward Dahlberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
[My aunt] was doing her laundry. She turned to me and said, "You know, I love this machine much more than I do your Uncle Walter. —John Cage More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My mind has changed during the last twenty or thirty years. Now for many years I cannot endure to read a line of poetry. I have also almost lost my taste for pictures or music. My mind seems to have become a kind of machine for grinding general laws out of large collections of facts. If I had to live my life again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. The loss of these tastes is a loss of happiness. —Charles Darwin More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. —Sydney J. Harris More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
No one ever said on their deathbed, "Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer. —Danielle Berry More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem of what to say and how to say it. —Edward R. Murrow More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
By nature, French artist Edgar Degas was conservative. His friend the etcher Jean-Louis Forain believed in progress. Forain had recently installed that newfangled invention, the telephone. Arranging to have a friend phone him during the meal, he invited Degas to dinner. The phone rang; Forain rushed to answer it, then returned, beaming with pride. Degas merely said, "So that's the telephone. It rings and you run. —Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Lord, forgive all the little tricks I play on you, and I'll forgive the great big one you played on me. —Robert Frost More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A good laugh is as good as a prayer sometimes. —Lucy Maud Montgomery More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Back of the sun and way deep under our feet, at the earth's center, are not a couple of noble mysteries but a couple of joke books. —Tennessee Williams More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The art of the clown is more profound than we think: it is neither tragic nor comic. It is the comic mirror of tragedy and the tragic mirror of comedy. —André Suarès More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. —William James More about this quote Tags: humor common sense speed Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it. —E. B. White More about this quote Tags: humor interest Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email