—Kate Morton in The Distant Hours
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
A writer should write with his eyes and a painter paint with his ears.