It's the most awful feeling in the world to love someone who can't love you back.
—Marie Coulson in Bound Together
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.