Jane Wagner (born February 26, 1935) is an American writer, director and producer. She is Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife.She is the author of The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, The Incredible Shrinking Woman and other Tomlin vehicles.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
After all, what is reality anyway? It's nothing but a collective hunch.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Alas, I know if I ever became truly humble, I would be proud of it.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing happened.