About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time, he was known for his stand-up routines, combining elements of dark comedy and commentary...
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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