George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy...
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet?
When you're in love, every day is like a present you get to open.
—Elin Hilderbrand in Winter Storms
The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.