George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his black comedy...
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
They call it the “American Dream” because you have to be asleep to believe it.
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.