George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his black comedy and...
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet?
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
A strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. It can afford to extend a helping hand to others. It's a weak nation, like a weak person, that must behave with bluster and boasting and rashness and other signs of insecurity.
Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.