About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time, he was known for his stand-up routines, combining elements of dark comedy and commentary...
More quotations from George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet?
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Either the United States will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.