A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend—and he's a priest.
—Erma Bombeck
Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm.
—Mason Cooley
The fact is, being married to your job for some portion or all of your life, even if it does in some way inhibit romantic prospects, is not necessarily a terrible fate, provided that you are lucky enough to enjoy your work, or the money you earn at it, or the respect it garners you, or the people you do it with.
—Rebecca Traister in All the Single Ladies
This was the kind of kiss you remembered when you were a very old lady with a very poor memory.
—Valerie Bowman in The Untamed Earl
He made me happy. He made me crazy. He made me thank the heavens for the day I'd met him. He made me curse the same heavens for the day I'd met him.
—Nicole Williams in Clash