Snoring

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

—Anthony Burgess

Old women snore violently. They are like bodies into which bizarre animals have crept at night; the animals are vicious, bawdy, noisy. How they snore! There is no shame to their snoring. Old women turn into old men.

—Joyce Carol Oates

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

—Terry Pratchett