One truth stings far less than a thousand lies.
—Brittainy C. Cherry in Art & Soul
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
If something is true, no matter who said it, it is always from the Holy Spirit.
—Thomas Aquinas in De Veritate