Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
—Rebecca Johnson
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
—Ronnie Shakes
The British during World War ii came up with some imaginative ideas. One was to freeze the clouds, move them along the coast of southern England, and use them as platforms for antiaircraft guns.
—Richard Kehl
I like storms. Thunder, torrential rain, puddles, wet shoes. When the clouds roll in, I get filled with this giddy expectation. Everything is more beautiful in the rain.
—Penelope Douglas in Bully
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
—Patrick Young