I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Ronnie Shakes

About Ronnie Shakes

Ronnie Shakes (born Ronald Michael Sakele; February 21, 1947 – May 16, 1987) was a stand up comedian who made seven appearances on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson from 1984 to 1987. Shakes died at age 40 of a heart attack while jogging.

from Wikipedia

You may find more from Ronnie Shakes on Wikiquote

More quotations from Ronnie Shakes

More quotations tagged with “survival”