Jackie Mason

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Jackie Mason (born Yacov Moshe Maza; Yiddish: יעקב משה מזא; June 9, 1928 – July 24, 2021) was an American stand-up comedian and actor.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

—Jackie Mason

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

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