Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

—Jackie Mason

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

—Jackie Mason

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

—Jackie Mason

A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.

—Izaak Walton

Health is not simply the absence of sickness.

—Hippocrates

It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your body is given a chance to develop a little strength.

—George Dennison Prentice

Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.

—Frank Duff

Be not slow to visit the sick.

—Ecclesiastes