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Mark Twain

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature". Twain's novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), with the latter often called the "Great American Novel". He also wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889) and Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894) and cowrote The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today (1873) with Charles Dudley Warner.

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Quotes from Mark Twain

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

—Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

—Mark Twain

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.

—Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

—Mark Twain

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

—Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

—Mark Twain

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

—Mark Twain

Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.

—Mark Twain

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.

—Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

—Mark Twain

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.

—Mark Twain

If courage wasn't a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.

—Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

—Mark Twain

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.

—Mark Twain

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

—Mark Twain