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Mark Twain

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature". Twain's novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), with the latter often called the "Great American Novel". He also wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889) and Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894) and cowrote The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today (1873) with Charles Dudley Warner.

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Quotes from Mark Twain

The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

—Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

—Mark Twain

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.

—Mark Twain

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

—Mark Twain

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

—Mark Twain

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

—Mark Twain

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

—Mark Twain

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

—Mark Twain

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.

—Mark Twain

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

—Mark Twain

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

—Mark Twain

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

—Mark Twain

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

—Mark Twain

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.

—Mark Twain

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

—Mark Twain