Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature." Twain's novels include The...
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.