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Mark Twain

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature". Twain's novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), with the latter often called the "Great American Novel". He also wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889) and Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894) and cowrote The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today (1873) with Charles Dudley Warner.

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Quotes from Mark Twain

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

—Mark Twain

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

—Mark Twain

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

—Mark Twain

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

—Mark Twain

If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.

—Mark Twain

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

—Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

—Mark Twain

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.

—Mark Twain

It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.

—Mark Twain

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

—Mark Twain

When in doubt tell the truth.

—Mark Twain

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

—Mark Twain

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

—Mark Twain

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

—Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

—Mark Twain