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Mark Twain

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature". Twain's novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), with the latter often called the "Great American Novel". He also wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889) and Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894) and cowrote The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today (1873) with Charles Dudley Warner.

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Quotes from Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

—Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

—Mark Twain

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

—Mark Twain

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

—Mark Twain

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

—Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

—Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

—Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

—Mark Twain