America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

About Evan Esar

Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.

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You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

—Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

—Evan Esar

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

—Evan Esar

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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

—Evan Esar

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

—Evan Esar

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More quotations tagged with “USA”

Imagine, a room, awash in gasoline. And there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has 9,000 matches. The other has 7,000 matches. Each of them is concerned about who’s ahead, who’s stronger. Well, that's the kind of situation we are actually in. The amount of weapons that are available to the United States and the Soviet Union are so bloated, so grossly in excess of what's needed to dissuade the other that if it weren't so tragic, it would be laughable.

—Carl Sagan

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All people make mistakes. All of us are sinners. All of us are criminals. All of us violate the law at some point in our lives. In fact, if the worst thing you have ever done is speed ten miles over the speed limit on the freeway, you have put yourself and others at more risk of harm than someone smoking marijuana in the privacy of his or her living room. Yet there are people in the United States serving life sentences for first-time drug offenses, something virtually unheard of anywhere else in the world.

—Michelle Alexander

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You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.

—Charles Kuralt

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Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed.

—Langston Hughes

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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

—George Bernard Shaw

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