Erma Louise Bombeck (née Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper humor column describing suburban home life, syndicated from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.