Erma Louise Bombeck (née Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper humor column describing suburban home life, syndicated from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.