Erma Louise Bombeck (née Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper humor column describing suburban home life, syndicated from 1965 to 1996. She published fifteen books, most of which became bestsellers.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.