Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Marriages, like careers, need constant nurturing… the secret of having it all is loving it all.

—Joyce Brothers

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.

—Joyce Brothers

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

—Joyce Brothers

The best proof of love is trust.

—Joyce Brothers

Our marriage license turned out to be a learner's permit.

—Joan Rivers

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?

—Ronnie Shakes

A good husband makes a good wife.

—John Florio

Ultimately, we wish the joy of perfect union with the person we love.

—Mortimer Adler

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

—Ellen Key