George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 – 2 November 1950), known at his insistence as Bernard Shaw, was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist. His influence on Western theatre, culture and politics extended from the 1880s to his death and beyond. He wrote more than sixty plays, including...
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.