John William Carson (October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005) was an American television host, comedian, and writer best known as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson received six Primetime Emmy Awards, the Television Academy's 1980 Governor's Award and a 1985 Peabody Award. He...
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.