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John William Carson (October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005) was an American television host, comedian, and writer. He was best known as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, the third installment of The Tonight Show, which aired on NBC from 1962 to 1992.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.