About Johnny Carson
John William Carson (October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005) was an American television host, comedian, and writer best known as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson is a cultural phenomenon and widely known as the King of Late Night. Carson received six Primetime...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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