John William Carson (October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005) was an American television personality, comedian, writer and producer best known as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson received six Primetime Emmy Awards, the Television Academy's 1980 Governor's Award and a 1985 Peabody Award....
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.