It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Groucho Marx Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer who performed in films and vaudeville on television, radio, and the stage. He is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
More quotations from Groucho Marx All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor reading books dogs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: wisdom age old age Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor reading books dogs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: wisdom age old age Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email