Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

—Groucho Marx

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About Groucho Marx

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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, comic vocalist and game show host who performed in vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, and television. A master of the one-line retort, he is considered one of America's greatest comedians.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

—Groucho Marx

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

—Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

—Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

—Groucho Marx

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

—Groucho Marx

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I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.

—George Burns

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

—Phyllis Diller

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As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

—H. Rider Haggard

The first years of man must make provision for the last.

—Samuel Johnson in The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia

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Age is never so old as youth would measure it.

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