Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.Wright was ranked as the 15th...
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything.