Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and movie actor. From his beginnings at The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, through his many years writing essays and articles for Vanity Fair and The...
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.