About Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian. He was known for his one-liner comedy, characterized by surreal humor and his distinctive deadpan delivery, as well as his unconventional stage presence.
More quotations from Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.