About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
More quotations from Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
More quotations tagged with “dream”
I used to dream big. It seemed like somewhere along the way I had forgotten about that. And gave up.
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
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